No meat No man

My uncle sammy
He's so meek and mild
He took a sausage from my child
And when my child bent down to cry
Sammy kicked him in the eye
16 troubles and oh my oh
It really starts when I take him home

No meat No man
No meat No man

No man's gonna give me shit
Over a smooth hot piece of meat

No meat No man
No meat No man

16 rabbits on my back
Uncle Sammy you can bet

No meat No man
No meat No man

Now you can slither slide
And just watch my baby be surprised

Sex on the Flag
I just can keep control
8 miles high, can't get too rough

No meat No man
No meat No man

I took my girlfriend out tonight
We got drunk and had a fight

No meat No man
No meat No man

I got 16 rabbits, all prissy and dame
I bet everything on their success, but I can't breed

No meat - No man
No meat - No man

I love it when you strap me to the chair
Oh thats nice, just treat me right

No meat No man
No meat No man

That's all